DUMB...

Okie dokie...
Before all you people out there in this world...
Start wondering which poor victim i'm aiming this post at...
Worry not and rest in peace...
For at this instance this post of mine...
Is dedicated with my heartfelt love to certain people...
Who deserve it the most...
Any guesses in who will be this year's winners...
In the India's 'Dumb and Dumber' categories...
Voila...
You got it right after all...
Actually not much of a brain teaser is it...
I mean after all the goof ups they make on a daily basis...
Who can but steal the show for being the DUMBEST of the lot...
Than the show stoppers...
The extremely brilliant...
Our very own...
INDIAN GOVERNMENT...
Made up of a team of the most corrupt power hungry foolish set of people...
India has ever produced till date...
Incapable of keeping terrorists at bay...
Floods from drowning major cities...
Poverty from spreading its tentacles all over the nation...
Famine from ravaging the masses...
And the list goes on and on and on...
I could go on forever...
Well the shortcomings of our government have never been a surprise have they...
I mean bloopers are their common forte...
But this time the casulities of their mistakes have been one too many...
First there were victims of the rains...
One year following another...
And then 7/11...
A tragic mistake that could have been prevented from happening...
Had the government forseen such acts of terror...
And curbed the rate of immigration...
And checked the filtration of ammunation into our country...
Maybe just maybe hundreds of innocent lives could be saved...
But no when and where action was needed the Indian government just sat...
And did nothing but drum their lazy fingers together...
And today with so many of the civilians perishing in a mindless war...
The Government suddenly stands to attention...
And decides to at last do something to prove their dwindling interest...
In saving some lives...
And Eureka...
They hit upon the perfect plan...
An idea straight from DODOLAND...
Ban blogs...
(Because oh my God this idea is ridiculous)...
Terrorists are using blogs to pass secret messages...
Yeah right...
Do i sound like a terrorist to you...
Man if i were one then believe me...
Every mission of these poor terrorists would have failed...
Because such a sad lovelorn person like me...
Who cannot even think beyond her ex...
How will i even think coherently to plan well enough to blow up the world...
Ufffffffffff...
What a great idea of the Government...
To curb the rights of every Democratic Indian...
Ban our freedom of speech...
Sheesh...
Could anyone be bigger fools that that...
Well darling Government of mine...
See where stupid plans end up...
In the gutter...
Like this OH SO GREAT plan of banning blogs that you'll had...
Reacting to public demends and condemnation...
You had to lift the ban...
Which by the way was a bad plan from the start...
Guys chuck these small time baseless plans...
And look at the bigger picture..
It's about time...
And till your pea sized brains come up with something worthwhile...
Read my lips...
You'll are big time DUMB...